No subtext here. People are naked.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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