We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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