Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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