and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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