sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she looked like the before picture.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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