You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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