Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
