just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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