Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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