He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
