Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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