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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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