help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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