I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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