from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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