Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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