There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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