tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I enjoy the company of your penis
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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