So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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