But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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