Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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