am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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