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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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