woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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