I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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