these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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