and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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