then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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