He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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