I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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