Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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