Swine flu. Run for my life!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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