So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
