If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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