When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
