but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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