Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's never too late to be topless.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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