IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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