Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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