the new term for farting is butt boxing.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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