ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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