Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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