: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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