YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
