Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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