'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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