She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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