new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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