David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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