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dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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