Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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