I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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